[Buckeye McFrog]

Do you think looking at porn is funny?

It's a waste of time. The soft-core porn doesn't show me anything I haven't already seen, and the hard-core porn doesn't show me anything I ever WANT to see.

[Jess Kitting]

The soft-core porn doesn't show me anything I haven't already seen, and the hard-core porn doesn't show me anything I ever WANT to see.

Sounds like a woman's perspective:

Woman: If you've see one naked man, you've seen them all.

Man: If you see one naked woman, you want to see them all naked.

(Sorry, my sister told me this.)