Here is the Bagster approved hair maintenance program, guaranteed to cost you zero dollars for the rest of your life.
Get a nice electric hair clippers.
Twice (maybe three) times a year, cut your hair yourself down to the fuzz.
The rest of the year, let your hair grow like lettuce.
The end.
A one time cost for the clippers and pennies for the electricity.
I have no advice for dem crazy baldheads, which may require a different strategy.
