[CJ Wolf]

My Third Grade teacher paddled my butt in front of the class for closing the door too loudly. Then made me smack erasers for two weeks after school. I did not like her much.

[lyby]

My Third Grade teacher paddled my butt in front of the class for closing the door too loudly.

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My fifth-grade teacher paddled a boy in front of the class for kissing me on the cheek when I told him “NO.”

[bagster]

My Third Grade teacher paddled my butt in front of the class for closing the door too loudly. Then made me smack erasers for two weeks after school. I did not like her much.

In fifth grade, my teacher liked to F with me. She'd be all like, Bag, what's the difference between two eighths and three eighths.

Id say, 'That's what I say, honey. What's the big f'n difference'.

Now get over here and *redacted* me.