TG may be Tashina Gauhar.
Democrats Tonight
Comedy Tonight words and music by Steven Sondheim
Parody and Copyright by LonePalm
Some are familiar, most are peculiar
Promising everything: Democrats tonight
Nothing appealing, Theyre all appalling
Promising everything: Democrats tonight
Kamalas flings, Joe Bidens frowns
Bring on the unions, perverts, and clowns
No new solution, verbal pollution
No one portentous or polite Sanity tomorrow, Democrats tonight
Some are convulsive, And quite repulsive
Promising everything: Democrats tonight
Some are aesthetic, most are frenetic
Promising everything: Democrats tonight
Trump is no good, show him the gate
The war on COVID will have to wait
Nothing that's formal, nothing that's normal
Just race relations to incite
Looks like its curtains for, Democrats tonight
Some are familiar, Theyre quite peculiar
Promising everything: Democrats tonight
Some of them gaudy, Most of them bawdy
Something for everybawdy: Democrats tonight
Theyre really dim, nothing but Freaks
Theyll change their minds later this week
Stunning surprises, cunning disguises
Not one can ever get it right.
Like warm beer from Munich, political eunuchs
Funerals are classless, monotones and crassness
Panderers, philanderers, cupidity, timidity*
Mistakes, fakes, rhymes, crimes*
Tumblers, grumblers, bumblers, fumblers*
No loyal curs, media whores
But a happy ending, of course*
Godless and badness, manifest madness
This time voters all turn right
Sanity tomorrow, Democrats tonight
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)