Since we're getting into hypothetical questions, if a cop told you to lick his boots, and SMILE while you do it, would you maintain a big grin while you get on your knees and give your tongue a workout?
DEPENDS ON
1. what the cop looked like;
2. how clean his boots were;
3. if I were wearing slacks or a skirt;
4. if I had some place to be at in a hurry;
5. if I were alone or with a friend;
6. who the friend would be;
7. what part of town I was in;
8. if anyone I knew happened to be watching
9. if I had to GRIN or SMILE...you mentioned both
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It's be fun. Bored now. Bye-bye.