[Moonman62]

What exactly is a broken back? What’s the medical code for that?

[BradyLS]

Electric bike...

Does driving a standard _really_ take that much effort???

[moovova]

As long as he didn’t break the Golden Buzzer.

[Moonman62]

Simon had a fall from his bike, testing his new electric bike in the courtyard at his house in Malibu with his family.

...

At least he was safe at home, instead out in the streets catching the China virus.

[rigelkentaurus]

So what mountain was he on when broke back?

[Mount Athos]

Some electric bikes go much faster than regular bikes, wonder how fast he was going

[lee martell]

That’s bad luck. He’s rich enough to get the best of care.
Simon was already looking sort of feeble after weight loss from his (mostly) Vegan diet. Interestingly, Simon’s favorite beer is Corona Premium Light.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Wow, I wonder how powerful the bike was or the topography of this property to end up like that.

[tinyowl]

Thank God he’s alive, he could have died of covid.

[dynoman]

At least he was wearing a mask when he fell off the bike.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

What? You say he is brokeback?

[doorgunner69]

The article makes it sound like he is someone.

No one I know of.

[DannyTN]

[I cannot think of a name]

First Katie Price breaks her feet, now this. They always happen in threes. Quick, somebody find a meaningless fame whore we can push down stairs.

[Ozark Tom]

YouTube video? Lots of company to be found.