Let me tell you something about me, stylin.
I will say anything, embellish any story, and make up any lie to bash every derp on the earth from now until forever.
You see, I'm NOT better than that. I'm a bad seed here among you.
I don't mind fighting fire with fire. When they go low, I go lower. Look where being 'better than this' has gotten us. Well, I'm done with that.
I was born bad to the bone. I learned that when you fight, you fight to win by any means necessary.
Sue me.
p.s. I got a son and I never fondled him like that at any age. The old man is a perverted groper who doesn't have the sense to not grope children in front of cameras. Family members included.
Joe Biden can kiss my ass.
p.p.s. I will say this, though. I do love my mama.