Transcript of internal debate at the CDC:
Fauci: Hey, guess what? We did it! We finally forced them all to wear masks!
Redfield: Youre kidding?
Birx: No f**king way!
Adams: Even POTUS?
Fauci: Yes, even POTUS, he finally caved!
Birx: Cool! So Tony, what do we do now?
Fauci: First I think Ill show up at a baseball game NOT wearing one, just so I can lord it over everybody how we are the ones who are really superior to them.
Redfield: That would be AWESOME! But once youve done that what are we ever going to do to top this?
Fauci: Thats easy....goggles! Face shields!
Adams: ooooooh....I like the way you think Tony!
Fauci: Twelve hours after Im done giving my interview to
CNN the lawn and garden shelves at Home Depot are
gonna look like the toilet paper section at Target
in April.
Birx: If we can make them wear masks AND shields, why, we
can make them wear ANYTHING!
Fauci: Yes, indeed. Ankle bracelets, cowboy hats,
those silk disco shirts that went out of style in 1979, handcuffs lined with fur...
Adams: Ballgags? Please please PLEASE can we do ballgags?
Fauci: No, Jerome, no one would ever see them under the
masks.
Redfield: I know....lets make them wear their underwear
on the OUTSIDE! I saw that one in a movie once.
It was hilarious!
Birx: I dont know. Wearing my bra on the outside? The
Playtex Pretty Petite #304 clashes with most of my
scarves.
Fauci: All in favor.....
1,311 Covid Deaths (if accurately reported) for the day.
Average daily deaths due to heart disease is over 1,600 per day.
161,601 X $39,000,00 = $6,302,439,000.00.
That is 6.3+ BILLION Dollars that uncle sugar {you and me via taxes} pays to every hospital that "claims" chi-com virus deaths of patients.
That death number is so pimped up, that it is not even close to reality.
You can post every bullshit number that you want, at least you have not posted that horrid family portrait {your wife was really ugly} for a few days.