To help preppers be better prepared, and in communication with each other, I’m starting a database of anonymous notes that will be so helpful to everyone. Please include the following in your important submittal:
Your name and address.
How many guns you have, and where you keep them hidden.
The names of anyone you know with guns or pointed sticks.
Your social security number.
The color, make, model, and tag number of each of your cars.
I will take very good care of your information, nothing could go wrong.
The only "information" you have to supply is your FR screen name. If they can trace you through that then they already have all the other info you seek.