[Mogger]

What’s the WORST way to get Lyme disease?

From a rabid skunk or raccoon that just b it you.

So you have both Lyme and rabies, maybe a infection too.

Then as you head home, you encounter aa rattlesnake who bites you.

The ruckus alerts a nearby mother bear with cubs who rips you to shreds, but leaves you to recover from your wounds, snake bite, rabies and Lyme disease.

[null and void]

You’s missing being on a fire ant hill, and murder hornets, but other than that you’ve got it pretty well covered, although you must be back east, you missed bubonic plague...

[Boogieman]

Ok, that does sound worse. I’ll stick to petting deer.