Well, our #guvButtock sent out a decree said we all have to wear a "face covering", some businesses over in Billings got strict about it so when I had to go into one of the "strict" places, I pulled an old bandanna out of the back seat and wore that.
Must have looked like a bank robber in an old B-grade western 'cause I had a couple small boys go all buggy-eyed when they saw me comin'.
Well, got what I'd come for, headed out the door and got to talking with the guy walking near me.
"Good idea on that bandanna," he said.
"Yeah," I said, "always used these to keep dust outta my face before but I guess I can use 'em to strain off the political BS as well."
Maybe we should all wear Trump Halloween masks.