Handlers: Hey, Joe... the pollsters are saying that Americans are a bit reluctant to vote for you because you keep touching and sniffing and kissing girls who clearly look uncomfortable with it.
Joe: I have the perfect solution for that! I'll repeatedly kiss a young girl in front of the crowds and cameras who WON'T look uncomfortable with it! Then the world will know that I'm not creepy!
Handlers: No, Joe... I don't think that's the... Joe, stop... Joe... JOE!!!