[Pollster1]

A close friend is a butcher (he calls it "meat cutter") and was attacked by an armed robber. As anyone not on drugs would have guessed, a butcher who is already holding a cleaver is more than a match for an unskilled man with a knife. He sincerely regrets the way he disarmed the robber. I still smile over the outcome, just not in front of my friend.

[Flash Bazbeaux]

It was just a flesh wound.

[Mr. Lucky]

I’d give my right arm to know how the story ends.