Lol, always wondered what Sleepy Creepy Joe would look like as an Amish!
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Reminds me of the guy in the deli at the local grocery store who has to wear a net on his beard.
Well, the beard masks are translucent polypropylene or some such, a mesh that you can see through and which which wouldn't restrict breathing at all if you pulled one up over your nose and mouth. But I would bet money it would set off the "Karen Alarms" because it doesn't look like they want you to look. I guess you could get into an argument about whether polypro is an approved material or not, and it wouldn't do as much to stop a sneeze.
I probably won't bother to test the limits but it would be funny if someone did. "You say I have to wear a mask. I AM wearing a mask!"