[Melian]

Re Aunt Jemima:

I forgot about Uncle Ben’s white rice!

My suggestions for new names:

Aunt Jemima ===> Aunt Karen
Uncle Ben ===> Uncle Chaz

[bagster]

Don't forget Famous Amos cookies.

[Melian]

Aunt Karen’s Syrup “ there’s guilt in every bottle.”
Uncle Chaz’s White Rice “thinks it’s perfect every time.”