[Stevenfo]

I once saw a Walmart employee stocking the liquor section. The high end stuff like Hennessy, Johnny Walker, and Chevis
was kept in lock cabinets with a glass front. I noticed she was putting EJ Brandy, the cheapest of the liquor, in a locked container. I asked her why she bothered locking EJ, and she told me EJ “walks”. She wouldn’t say anymore, but I got the picture.

[mowowie]

I once asked a drunken crew member on my cruise why everything in my cabin was bolted down.
Well....you know his answer..