New App Automatically Updates Your Profiles With The Latest Virtue Signals

The Babylon Bee ^ | June 8 2020 | The Babylon Bee

[xp38]

[Disambiguator]

Does it automagically change your car to a Prius? Or better yet, a Tesla. Because that would be, you know, like awesome. Not partially awesome, but totally awesome.

[rightwingcrazy]

I used to joke about this on FR, several years ago. An app would make it possible to keep up with the standards of political correctness, which shift daily or faster. Eventually we’ll need brain implants providing high-bandwidth downloads from the Hive Mind. For now, an app will do.

[Vendome]

LOL!

[proud American in Canada]

Whatever this thing is, I want no part of it. We”ve got enough “Big Brother” as it is.

[proud American in Canada]

Way awesome, Dude!

[SamAdams76]

Men and women of the Persimmon's Alliance of the Dancing Stars, I STAND WITH YOU!

Sorry, I'm a bit ahead of the curve here

[Lockbox]

Well if it updates in one direction, it can ‘update’ in another direction...... AI Warfare boys!

[Mom MD]

I’d like an app that does just the opposite. scours my feed and clears all woke and PC postings from adds and any liberal I accidentally friended

[cmj328]

I kind of want this.

[Viking2002]

You know what disturbs me? (OK, everybody shut up, that was rhetorical. Wiseasses.) I'm having more and more difficulty looking at a headline and being able to figure out whether it's from the Bee, a John Semmens Special, or legitimate news. 🤔

[nralife]

Sort of like one of the first episodes of Black Mirror.

[dragnet2]

Social media was promoted by deep state. Get everyone to document all their interests, their politics, their destinations, travel, their plans, associates, facial recognition etc.

A deep state dream come true.

[xp38]

I don’t know if that app will appear but for now reading FR does a good job in that direction. :)

[Ezekiel]

Heh, was there ever any difference?

It’s like the sayings about how no one would write a book or movie plot like this because it’s too absurd.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Event_horizon

[dynachrome]

“more and more difficulty looking at a headline”

Me, too. Or #metoo? haha.

[Viking2002]

If you’re referring to the movie with Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill, that was pretty damn good, IMO.

[antidisestablishment]

The Bee seems to be working a lot of overtime these days; but the jokes seem to write themselves.

[Viking2002]

They need to embed #youvebeenpunked in the hyperlink.

[Deaf Smith]

No more Non Playing Characters? (NPC)