I see a town motto in there somewhere.
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Yes indeed. We have some material we can definitely work with.
“World Thinks We’re A ‘Butthole’ City... But We’re So Much More!!!”
Not bad. A little wordy. How about...
“Cleveland, butt wait, there’s more!!”
Or perhaps...
“Cleveland, ‘cause we like big butts!!”
Could be copyright issues unless perhaps we work out a deal with Sir Mix-a-lot. Maybe he could do some promos for the city.
Like them!
How about a NASA theme:
Why go to Uranus, Cleveland’s just a drive away.