Got a realtime report about what Gillum is doing now?
His beloved wife and children musta been worried after they found him passed out, stark naked, with a gay escort hammering his butt.
Seems for presidential-level politics, these are now major “accomplishments:”
<><> filing paperwork to register the name of a nonprofit group;
<><> naming yourself as sole check-casher;
<><> get hand-picked by identity-obsessed Democrats to give a speech on TV;
<><> dine on the cuisines of several countries for foreign policy experience;
<><> win a state-level seat in several races with no opponents;
<><> losing (I mean winning) a race for governor to a bigoted white man.