To: bitt
I thought the chicken crossed the road, cut his own head off and jumped in the fryer cause of MKultra.
Now hoping for a birthday boom for Friday
1,242 posted on
05/22/2020 3:39:29 AM PDT by
BiggBob
(Lions don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep.)
To: BiggBob
How did the chicken cross the road? Trump says "they flew across the road". Media says "Donald Trump claims chickens can fly! He's crazy and ignorant". "Chickens don't fly!"
Then Trump tweets a video showing chickens flying to roost
Chickens flying
Media does not cover and most Americans who don't live in rural areas now believe chickens don't fly and Trump is stupid. But 80 million people on twitter know the media is stupid and chicken memes begin to circulate across facebook until they are banned by facebook.
Then snopes and other "fact checkers" decide that it is only "partially correct" that chickens fly and Trump was misleading people about chickens. Then the C_A hacks write in wikipedia that that Trump told people that chickens can fly transcontinentally. Orange man bad.
1,247 posted on
05/22/2020 3:54:10 AM PDT by
Ymani Cricket
(America's glory is not dominion, but liberty - John Quincy Adams)
To: BiggBob
🎂🍨Many happy returns of the day, BB! 🍰🧁🍦🍭🍬 And thank you for all your hard work here.
1,339 posted on
05/22/2020 7:43:55 AM PDT by
Melian
( Check yourself before you KeK yourself. ~ Melian)
To: BiggBob
1,346 posted on
05/22/2020 7:52:52 AM PDT by
bitt
(Much of our culture is intended to traumatize us, as traumatized people are easily controlled)
To: BiggBob
🎂🥂🍾 Wishing you a Happy Birthday with lots of booms, BiggBob!
1,353 posted on
05/22/2020 8:06:13 AM PDT by
Miss Didi
("After all...tomorrow is another day." Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind)
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