Q: you figure it out.
Qanons: there were crumbs leading across the road, the chicken obvious crossed the road eating those crumbs, she met a frog and they are best friends now.
Media: we were following orders, but our sources tell us the orange man was there smaking his head and making bad tweets and stuff. no mask. we had to cross that road.
DS: they bribed or blackmailed us because we did bad things. we openly paniked wh3n we saw thos3 h34dlights on the road, what is this road thing, there is not supposed to be a road, Where is my chicken latte', the washing post said nothing about this.
They: satan instructed the chicken.
HAHAHAHA!!!!