Awesome. Let's make that happen.
Your oath will make you an American citizen in two weeks, but no oath will be able to knock the ingrained politeness out of you. Its a stereotype for a reason, but Id be at a loss to explain how most of us end up that way.
Canada has to be polite. Its so we don't notice them and take their country just because we can.
I suggest a trade. All patriots inside my borders for all those who say “Trump is not my President”.