[Steve_Seattle]

"I do, only after watching a blacklight video of ‘fecal plume’. Well, when I remember to."

I really didn't want to go there, but what about the "plop plume" when you're sitting on the toilet. Or the "pee plume" from yourself?

[Unassuaged]

Now you sound like the women in my life who ‘suggest’ I sit down for my business! But seriously, the flush part ‘aerosolizes’ the stuff in the water, sending it far and wide. So, I close the lid, unless I forget.