As a compulsively polite Canadian
Better work on that before the swearing in ceremony!
And get a gun, please.
I’ve got a gun, but I’m not sure I’ll be able to live up (or down!) to the Canadian stereotype of Americans. While visiting Canadian relatives and enduring their anti-American diatribes, it’s hard to maintain my Canadian politeness.
I’m looking forward, however, to Trump’s vindication exploding Canadian minds from sea to shining sea (present company excepted, Linda).