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Are you making light??? What about the feelings of the feeling people?
WH Briefing:
We want to announce: We've tested more than anyone.
But, but ... VP Pence has been exposed.
How can this be?
(POTUS) Everyone here is tested every day. It's because we care so much. Why can't everyone in the United States be tested every day?
We're testing more than anybody, you moron.
What about you, Mr. President. Why aren't you wearing a mask to protect yourself from yourself?
It's true, I want to hug those secret service agents over there, but I care too much. I'm social distancing.
If the WH can't even protect the VP, does that mean we're all gonna die?? sniff sob
The VP is negative. BUT, as a VP, he's positive. But he's negative. In fact, no one has seen or heard from him in several days.
Boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo blubber blubber
Stop whining you little jerk.
Oh ... blubber blubber ... what about the kids? WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS???!!!
Just keep your kids at home if you are scared.
Never let them go to school again because they might die.
Let them grow up retarded like their parents.
But the Vice President is in isolation. Is he going to die too?
(POTUS) "Let me turn that question over to the professional medical experts."
AHEM... Let me just say that a person might test negative; and then 5 minutes later WHAM! They've GOT A CASE OF CHINAVIRUS.
Thank you for clearing that up, Dr. General Doctor.
boo hoo hoo hoo. You just want to help the economy so you can get reelected.
(POTUS)No, that's not it at all. We're worried about deaths from suicide and drugs.
We don't want the wrong people to suicide.
blubber bubber incoherent sobbing ... When can we all be tested every 5 minutes?
Everyone can get tested. They should get tested, but not all of them should get tested.