There can be no doubt that satchel contained much PAIN.
When they make the movie, that may be the closing scene. Grenell the gay hustling across a street in DC, clutching a satchel tightly to his chest, looking over his shoulder. A car approaches out of control, its windows blacked out. The audience gasps. At the last second, Grenell leaps gayly out of the way. He enters the DOJ building.
*fade to black*
And the rest is history.
#TheSatchelOfPain.
