[bagster]

Stop calling me that, or I’ll meet you on the front porch, let loose a stream of chaw, and practice my target shooting skills on your hide!!

You don't mess with the Josey Wales, granny.

*spit now*

[Steven W.]

Remember, we have a theme going for the day here:

Woman don’t try to love me
Don’t try to understand
A life upon the road is the life of an outlaw man.

Yes, I’m still listening to Felder wailing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPuiHW11Ukc

ThankQ + WWG1WGA lol :)

[blu]

You don't mess with the Josey Wales, granny.

Hey, know why I'm always wearing a long dress, nightgown or robe?

The longer and looser the garment, the more pocket space available. More pockets equals more places to store...guns!!! And no one would suspect such a righteous, ladylike figure such as myself to be loaded down with guns...lots and lots of guns!!

Spitoooey!

Hey, I figured out what all this Rona crap is about...I know the why and the when of it! Send me 2 boxtops from ZZ Topps paper and I'll tell ya the secret.

[ichabod1]

Remember the time some peckerwood let loose stream o’ ambure (baccy juice) in the eye o’ that communiss traider “Hanoi” Jane Fonda at a book signing? Bet that was the last ‘book tour’ she went on.

Good times. True story.