Oh! Yikes! You have been DC'd - like Virginia of late. My heart goes out to the trampled citizens of western MD.
***Do you have some to spare? (tar & feathers)***
I'll check that old shed out back. During the Clintooon Admin we Fla FReepers kept buckets of such stuff at the ready... we even had our own air force that pulled banners and did sky writing. Our navy was less impressive. :^D