Bags, possible candidates for South Africa? Anywhere but CONUS, right?
How about some of the old nuke test sites?
Can't get much more godforsaken (with all due apologies to the neighbors) and at least we wouldn't have to get all those [fill in your favorite adjective] international rock star legal heroes involved and bleating about their latest enthusiasm.
We'll have enough home grown legal talent running around trolling for billable hours that we might even add some to the cast of Black Hats and possibly bag a few of the ever-present Limey tabloid twits as well.
Go big or go home, I always say....