If it aint Charmin it’s sandpaper. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Here’s your next narrative. COVID is giving kids COVID-toes.
Researchers discover new coronavirus symptoms: feet lesions
https://www.foxnews.com/science/researchers-discover-new-coronavirus-symptoms-feet-lesions
NYC will use powerful ultraviolet lamps to kill the coronavirus on subways and buses
https://www.theverge.com/2020/5/4/21246491/nyc-mta-ultraviolet-light-uvc-subway-bus-coronavirus
OH NO - NOT THE DISENFECTANT! TRUMP IS TELLING NYC TO DRINK BLEACH ON SUBWAYS!