I needed some stuff so put on my cheap dust mask and went into Walmart. They’ve all got employees at the entrance who won’t let you without one, so it’s not the hill to die on here in IL. So Herr Governor and Dick Tator Jimmy “Fatboi” Prickster has decreed and so mote it be. He did put out some new guidelines, breaking the state into 11 “health regions” and laying out a five-phase stepwise approach that isn’t as bad as I expected, at least it recognizes the whole state isn’t Chitcago. Pretty much based on Trump’s recommendations.
Now if we could just find a way to build a wall around regions 7 thru 11 and make it a different state.
Can I get a haircut? Starting to look like the Shaggy Dog.