To: TXBubba
Breaking Chuck Norris dead IMPOSSIBLE!!!
340 posted on
05/01/2020 6:04:35 PM PDT by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
To: bagster
I can't find anything about Chuck Norris dying but I did come across this:
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.
Sounds like he's doing okay to me.
To: bagster; TXBubba; BiggBob
Chuck Norris can cut a knife with hot butter.
Streets look both ways before crossing Chuck Norris.
Alcohol attends Chuck Norris Anonymous meetings because it is powerless over him.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
385 posted on
05/01/2020 8:01:23 PM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: bagster
Chuck Norris doesn’t fear death.
Death fears Chuck Norris!
478 posted on
05/01/2020 11:21:10 PM PDT by
Califreak
(If Obama had been treated like Trump the US would have been burnt down before Inauguration Day)
To: bagster
Chuck Norris killed death a long time ago....
846 posted on
05/02/2020 12:30:13 PM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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