Cute, but none of your rhetorical tactics are effective. Stick to your false data scheme. It's your only hope.
As if that was the expected outcome. I am reminded of the counsel against trying to teach a pig to sing. It is a waste of time, and it annoys the pig. :)
Stick to your false data scheme.
What is my "false data scheme"? You're going to have to be more specific on this point. I'm not aware of any false data scheme I am putting forth.