Dozens of Hippies Stuck at Festival in Panama Due to Coronavirus Realize Collectivist Utopia is Actually “Hell”

The Summit News ^ | April 28, 2020 | Paul Joseph Watson

[MuttTheHoople]

Dozens of hippies who got stuck at a festival in Panama due to coronavirus realized that the collectivist utopia they sought after is actually “hell” as they bicker over food and territory.

[Rurudyne]

Actually, I first thing I though of was Nelson Muntz from The Simpson’s.

“Ha ha!”

[metmom]

VICE reports that the festival was “designed to be a temporary paradise where people from western cities could learn from indigenous communities about how to rebalance society and live in symbiosis with the earth.”

And they are learning that it isn't paradise after all.

Otherwise, there would not be the influx of *migrants* from those third world hell holes er, ah.... paradises, trying to get into the US.

So reality smacks them upside the head. Nice........

[gasport]

Fancy, expensive website - very capable of an update.

[Eleutheria5]

The poor job worth doing. Well?

[cyclotic]

I just shave my head so haircuts are free. Not that they’ve been all that frequent. Haven’t shaved my face yet. Not quite at Uncle Si length yet but I may just keep it.

[Vigilanteman]

I’m sure most of them were more used to having Manuel do their manual labor.

And others were just used to doing Manuel.

[Eleutheria5]

This is better than Gilligan’s Island. 500 Gilligans, the women all built like the Skipper, no professor, no Thurston Howell III.

[Eleutheria5]

WORK?!

[Eleutheria5]

HE’S OUR HITLER!!!!

[Covenantor]

Nah...Gilligan was a working deck hand, dim, butvstill a worker.

Maynard G. Krebs, the useless wannabe beatnik is a closer match.

[davius]

That’s a reality begging for a show.

[Eleutheria5]

Whoever they are, Bob Denver could play all their parts.

[dfwgator]

The guitar chick was a hottie!

[US_MilitaryRules]

Don’t you know? It’s always the wrong person in charge! They were all doing it wrong. My way is the right way and it will work. Vote for me! lol

[Eleutheria5]

The choreographer might prefer Lorenzo.

[CodeToad]

Hippies wearing clothes that were made with modern machinery??

[Eleutheria5]

Sweat shops in Indonesia.

[Fellow Traveler]

BTTT!!!
I always want to be able to find this thread. It is going to be like those videos of CNN and ABC on election night. Something that can be enjoyed over and over again.

[Eleutheria5]

The indigenous people leave, and all their wallets and smart phones are missing.

[Gritty]

Just think, for a mere $100 trillion we all could be living like this with the Green New Deal.