I’ve abandoned far too many golf balls that landed near the water hazards on Florida courses because of these critters ... not caring at all as to whether or not they’re horny! (say, this triggered a memory from my long-ago days at my college fratnerity house ...)
Please, please tell us your Old Fraternity stories. If they’re like mine, they’re gross, obscene, and side splittingly hilarious. Oh, for the great old fraternity days.