Wasn’t it NORMAN in “Cheers” who said “Never let a keg of beer go to waste”?
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
Woody: What’s the story, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let’s cut to the happy ending.