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To: albie

“Oh and I hope squirrels get in her attic and chew on her wiring.”

That’s cruel. Then again, I like the idea.

Had a squirrel chew through a foundation gap in a house I was selling. It tore down the entire insulation in the basement ceiling. Had insulation six-inches deep laying on the basement floor. Then the little demon tried to chew through new window frames in the 2nd floor bathroom. I found its mummified body wrapped in a curtain it tore down. Squirrels are wretched beasts born in hell.

A squirrel in Nancy’s house wouldn’t be difficult to do. Live trap a half-dozen squirrels. Drill a two-inch hole in the house foundation. Smear hole with peanut butter. Open trap, and let nature take its course.


67 posted on 04/22/2020 6:06:28 AM PDT by sergeantdave (Teach a man to fish and he'll steal your gear and sell it)
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To: sergeantdave

Yep. I’ve read about houses burning to the ground via squirrels chewing thru electrical.


87 posted on 04/22/2020 7:00:42 AM PDT by albie
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