[Leaning Right]

I can relate. Years ago I ran into a Bigfoot-like creature while out hiking. The locals warned me. They said a strange animal roamed the woods, wailing about a lost election. But I didn’t listen. To this day I have nightmares.

[eldoradude]

That’s the witch of chappaqua. It is said that if you leave a bag of money at the edge of the woods she may appear.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

I thought that Bigfoot and the Blair Witch sued her. With Hill hanging out in the woods they were too scared to go back in there.