Given your passionate interest in such topics while being . . . to the idea, Bags:
The Q-Anon team's calls to prayer are well founded:
First Scientific Proof Of God Found
By Dr. Richter DasMeerungeheuer on June 22, 2014
W.I.T. scientists, in conjunction with the Human Genome Project and Bob Jones University, have made what may be the most astounding discovery of this, or any generation.
While working to understand and map the function of sequences of DNA in the human genome known as “Junk DNA” (for their lack of known function), scientists at W.I.T. noted that while the DNA sequences they were seeing bore little resemblance to the coding for biological function, they bore a striking similarity to the patterns of human language.
Contacting and working closely with linguists and philologists from Bob Jones University, W.I.T. set out to analyze and decode the areas of Transposons and Retrotransposons which seemed indicative of human language.
Linguistic professors at Bob Jones University, long noted for its intellectual rigor, began to attempt to translate the decoded segments that W.I.T. was providing. The structure was notably and demonstrably human in nature.
The coding language found, which utilized sequences of twenty-eight independent values, fell easily into the incidence range of known alphabets. Sequences of independent connected values likewise mirrored the structure of word composition in human languages.
The Linguistic and Philology team at Bob Jones began an extensive comparison of the quizzical script found in the “Junk DNA” with the catalog of every recorded human language; hoping to find similar lingual threads so that they could begin to formulate translations of the message laying hidden in the DNA.
Professors were rocked with sheer awe when they found that one existent language, and one language alone, was a direct translatable match for the sequential DNA strands.
The Language in the “Junk DNA”, the DNA that scientists had for years discarded as useless, was indistinguishable from ancient Aramaic. [A language Christ probably spoke]
Even more amazingly, as linguists started to translate the code within the human genome, they found that parts of the script it contained were at times remarkably close in composition to verse[s] found in the bible. And at times contained direct biblical quotes.
On the human gene PYGB, Phosporomylase Glycogen, a non-coding transposon, holds a linguistic sequence that translates as “At first break of day, God formed sky and land.” This bears a stunning similarity to Gen 1:1 “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.”
Gene Bmp3 has a Retrotransposon sequence which translates to the well-known 1 Cor 6:19 “Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own.”
This is repeated over and over throughout the entire sequence of human DNA: embedded equivalent genetic code of ancient Aramaic that seems to translate as the word of God to his people.
Matthew Boulder, chief linguist for the project and professor of applied creation sciences at Bob Jones University, issued this statement:
“As for the evidence- it is there and it is, to my view, undeniable. The very word of God, elegantly weaved in and out of our very bodies and souls, as plain as day. And the beauty of it, that God would lay down the words of truth in our very beings, shows his love and The Miracle.”
Scientists at W.I.T. await replication of our own research extracting and sequencing “Junk” DNA and verification of translation into Aramaic by independent sources before we move forward on the peer review process and the release of our total research and discovery to date.
"Gene Bmp3 has a Retrotransposon sequence which translates to the well-known 1 Cor 6:19 “Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own.” This is repeated over and over throughout the entire sequence of human DNA: embedded equivalent genetic code of ancient Aramaic that seems to translate as the word of God to his people." Paul wrote I Corinthians in Greek not Aramaic. I could be wrong, but I don't know of a single copy of I Corinthians in existence which is written in Aramaic. Just sayin'
Anything having to do with Bob Jones University is instantly suspect, but this revelation is especially so since no "Linguistic professors at Bob Jones University, long noted for its intellectual rigor," ... are named in this piece, and no related publications are cited.
Now, I am not a linguist by training, but I am a biochemist. I do not believe the term "junk" DNA is an appropriate term for code that scientists don't understand well enough themselves, or know the purpose for. But shoehorning as this guy does into DNA what he does while importing what he thinks is the credibility of a suspect institution that supposedly employs un-identified yet accomplished "linguists" seems to align well with other wild claims and specious research accomplished at this "W.I.T." place.
W.I.T is Wyoming Institute of Technology http://witscience.org/. Never heard of them? Neither have I. Supposedly they invented the space toilet used on the Space Station, invented the first computer virus, and rescued the world during the Y2K debacle.
How about a Dr. Richter DasMeerungeheuser? Never heard of him either. Looking for anything this guy has ever published outside this stupid thing here, but should you visit W.I.T. you are also subjected to body cavity searches both before and after you visit. Top secret, ya know. What -- you think I'm kidding? Read here. Visit WIT
An example of some of their current research is amusing.
Projects - WIT
I mean just think of the pressing human problem this little gem solves /s
The “E-Condom”
"When WIT started to tackle the reinvention of the condom in 2012, we recognized three key facts, reflected in our initial polling data: (1) most men hate wearing condoms, (2) men primarily wear condoms to avoid unwanted impregnations, and (3) men would gladly reuse condoms if they felt it was safe, to avoid both the added costs and the embarrassment of going to convenience stores and asking for them.
"It was these factors that led to our invention of “The E-Condom.” This small electronic device clips onto the scrotum with no pain or discomfort, and emits pulses of electricity directly into and through your balls which both disorient and slow the swim speed of your semen, rendering you 100% infertile while wearing the device, while allowing you to still enjoy powerful, pleasurable ejaculations.
"The E-Condom does not affect the transmission of sexually-transmitted diseases, but if you and your partner are both fully tested for STD’s, why not wear a condom that’s fully washable and reusable, has zero impact on feeling, and has no risk of breaking or clogging up the toilet?
"And while WIT waits for FDA approval, we’re still improving on our designs. A Bluetooth emitter could allow you to share your conquests on Facebook or Twitter during and after your sexual activity, while we’re also considering a tryptophan-emitter, which can make women drowsy after intercourse, allowing you to roll over and take a nap like you want to, rather than having to stay up for an hour talking about your feelings, or Katherine Heigl movies, or whatever other nonsense your significant other feels like boring you with."
I wonder if the Bob Jones University book store will be stocking these little pleasure buzzers any time soon.
Bottom line: Seriously, please do a little more research before you post crap like this.
FReegards!
