[bagster]

Now, since I’ve proven that the world does, in fact, spin around me

No, me.

And to expound on your theory;

When two people disagree, only one of them is right.

Science.

[LucyT]

When two people disagree, only one of them is right.

When two people disagree, what if both are wrong?

[numberonepal]

When two people disagree, only one of them is right.

There's also a the possibility that both are wrong.