Once I had the rubber band break on my FORTRAN punchcard stack
Let me guess, you hadn't drawn a diagonal line on the top of your stack with a magic marker?
I assume you know who this is.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)