It's pretty hard to tell satire, anymore. Sorry I took you seriously? Wait, that's not right.
I never reject anything out of hand without considering it. I didn't take it as gospel, but I also didn't reject the possibility that you might believe it.
The reason I don't reject anything before examining it anymore, is that a few years ago, if someone had told me Disney was actively involved in child trafficking, and that the President of the United States was going to a Caribbean Island with a bunch of pedophiles, and Disney was taking cruises to that island with a bunch of children on board and that President Clinton and President Bush were doing drug running operations through Arkansas while Clinton was governor, and that Lyndon Johnson and George H. W. Bush were involved in the assassination of President Kennedy, and that Spiro Agnew and Richard Nixon were taken down in order to make Nelson Rockefeller president, and that the plot only failed when Squeaky Fromme's semi-auto jammed when she tried to assassinate Gerald Ford and that seventeen days later an FBI informant tried to shoot Ford with a revolver but got stopped I would have rejected it out of hand.
Take a look at that last sentence. Can you reject any of it out of hand?
pretty damn good compilation of WTH?