my sign is stuck in brush where I throw the dog poop
If you’re adventurous and live in an area with poison oak, Sumac or Ivy you can grind/mash a bunch of it up in a bucket with water and slather that resultant juice all over the sign. You’re going to want to avoid getting it on yourself like the plague and dump the leftovers in a hole and bury it (to keep the dog from getting it on themselves etc...).
Keep your eyes peeled for the scratching neighbor about 24-36 hours after next sign disappearance... The stuff is like radioactive waste, I’ve found myself getting spots of it from some tool or other weeks after a prior trip up prospecting in gold country. (much more careful about it since I got sensitized to it).
“my sign is stuck in brush where I throw the dog poop”
People are so rude (stealing your signs). Maybe you could electrify it a bit so they get a good buzz??
Petey
That’s a good way to keep signs safe!
Another option is to put a bead if clear grease along edges of the sign. My husband’s uncle caught on of the candidates in a mayoral race grabbing signs that way once. Clear grease all over his clothes and car. Fun!