Didn’t you know you Lysol is ineffective at killing COVID-19? The only safe thing to do is put a plastic bag over your head and duct tape it around you neck. Make sure you get a tight seal and there are no holes in the plastic bag. Remember: Recycle, Reduce, Reuse. You don’t want any marine animals dying from plastic bags.
Maybe I will let my wife try that method first. Or even better, my neighbor who let his mongrel out before sun-up this morning and whose incessant barking woke me from my slumber.