Good grief - everyone has at least one neighbor like that, at least in the suburbs. Out in the country, I would have thought that natural selection would have culled such idiots from the herd long ago.
Anyway, I’ve been out in the yard working, as most of my neighbors have, mowing, fertilizing, overseeding, trimming branches on trees, and I’ll be outside in the yard again today. Fresh air, warm temperatures, sunshine, and a very long list of things I’ve ignored for a few years.
If they have a beef with that, they can KMA. From 6 feet away, of course.
Bro. Just how big IS your ass?
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Anyway, Ive been out in the yard working,...
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Nothing personal, but I’m gonna go ahead and inform on you to the authorities for violating the “stay inside” order.
Gotta start now and get a jump on the quota so I can keep the “good citizen” benefits, like access to food, air, life, that sort of stuff.
So, all y’all, I’m calling dibs on this one, ok?