[Kalam]

Half the country are buying up all the guns, the other half is buying up all the toilet paper because the effluent is about to hit the oscillator.

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Those buying / hoarding the TP will not keep the TP if those who buy the guns want said TP.

[Wneighbor]

Those buying / hoarding the TP will not keep the TP if those who buy the guns want said TP.

and then there are those of us who are so blessed that we can protect our TP. LOL

And all these years we've discussed home protection plans against roving bands of looting thugs we assumed they'd be after our food. Turns out they just want to wipe their rears not feed them.