How Soon Will You Get Your Coronavirus Stimulus Check? ('Not My President' radicals get nothing?)

Moneywise via Yahoo ^ | 3/29/20 | Doug Whiteman

[Libloather]

Pelosi delayed it for a week. Thanks!

[Paladin2]

"...the free money ..."

Really?

[Cyclops08]

I work in an essential business. This may well pay for my big vacation in 2021. Either a cruise line or a a car trip to the Florida Keys.

[dfwgator]

“Maybe I’ll go to the movies, by myself!”

[outofsalt]

I owe the IRS. A lot. My semi-adult children might get checks.

[nascarnation]

[time4good]

"But former tax officials and other experts say the administration is being too optimistic. They say the last time the government distributed relief money on a large scale - in the midst of the 2008 financial crisis and Great Recession - it took two to three months to get payments going."

Yeah - former lard-butts and bureaucrats. NOT Trump and Munchkin.

[VeniVidiVici]

I work in an essential business. This may well pay for my big vacation in 2021. Either a cruise line or a a car trip to the Florida Keys.

Considering all the taxes I've paid over the past 50 years, I'll take it.

[nascarnation]

April 15 is now July 15.

[nickcarraway]

I wonder how many people will actually get it.

[pnut22]

Same here. Maybe we should send it back. Yeah Right!

[Raycpa]

Its my money and i want it now!

JG Wentworth,

[ronniesgal]

i will let you know if i do!!!

[adorno]

Let’s see...

2.2 trillion dollars.

If we used that money to pay down the national debt... of some $23 trillion dollars...

We’d have a new national debt of about $21 trillion dollars.
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(Yeah: fuzzy math).
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If we were to create another stimulus program... for ... say... $21 trillion dollars....
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and we used it to pay down the national debt...

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We’d wipe out the national debt.
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Tell that to the democrats, who’ll jump on the idea.

[napscoordinator]

Good way to have the debt you owe go down.

[Steve_Seattle]

I’m retired and have no idea whether I’ll get a check. At any rate, I don’t need one; I have a decent retirement and my mortgage is paid off. If I do get a check, I’ll probably cash it, split up the amount, and give it to people I know who’ve been laid off or out of work because of the shut-downs.

[outofsalt]

"Good way to have the debt you owe go down."

Getting the virus and dying!)

[Sasparilla]

The law does not allow IRS garnishment on these payments

[Macoozie]

“Let’s see...

2.2 trillion dollars.

If we used that money to pay down the national debt... “

Yeah, that’s the ticket!

Mebbe do the 10% banking leverage thingy and . . . whammo!
ya got 22 tril-lee-onnnnnn to pay off that national nut.

It’s all good. Goobermint schooled usin goobermint math
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[McGavin999]

Go out to dinner several times and leave big tips.

I’m also going to buy a huge bunch of ribs and all the fixens for a dinner for all the kind neighbors who checked up on me, brought groceries for me and generally let me know they missed me.