[jonascord]

If your area went Democrat in the 2016 election, you're out of TP. Seriously.

The Bottom Half of the Bell Curve spooks easily, and here, in the Pacific NW, if you linger over a cup of coffee in the morning, you are SOL. Two weeks, now, and the Democrats are still walking out of Costco with as many bales of TP as the store will allow. Shipments never last past noon.

[lapsus calami]

 

 

Don't know what the deal is in central Texas - we've been out of the same stuff over and over every day since about March 16th and it's getting old. People are getting kinda pissed about it.