Talked to a buddy if mine today, he has installed Bidet’s on all his toilets. Cheap, and easy to do.
Yes, turns out they are sold out. I was two weeks behind where I wanted to be going into this because I bought another house and had to move. A bit tiring for an old coot so I rationalized holding off for another week, twice. It put me behind in some areas. Not to worry we will get by. I have a garden hose... ;D