“(my personal suspicion is that well see accounts of crashing sperm counts a few years from now...everyone will blame climate change...)”
I am keeping myself safe to help all those women longing for children after this.
“I am keeping myself safe to help all those women longing for children after this.”
Your sperm would be mechanically harvested for distribution to multiple hosts.
Either that or you can pull a Bill Clinton.
‘Dont worry. It’s been firing duds for years.’